You have reached your talk page, where people PESTER you with POINTLESS MESSAGES that you'll be forced to reply to since you're an ADMINISTRATOR. You decide to list the RULES.
SC: add a heading. this organizes my talk and motivates me more to reply to your talk as soon as possible; i get easily aggravated without a heading, so please do add one.
SC: do not ask me personally about a situation or a problem. there are other staff members too, you know, and it's best if you report someone on the community portal or something. yeeaah...
SC: add a signature. that way i won't go through the trouble of checking the history of my talk page. just add one with four ~s, or ~~~~.
SC: do not start up a rant message. keep it in pms or something. i really do hate users who tend to flame me for some stuff and send hate and yeah...
You reach your ARCHIVES. There's really nothing here, unless you count the one PETTY LINK behind this text. In that says 2012 - 2013, since there weren't so much people to MESSAGE you at the time.